i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”
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listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms
did i just re-live 2012
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
you know what really bugs me?
is when parents wont let their kid stretch their ears or dye their hair or get piercings etc just because they don’t like it.
I’m sorry but, last time i checked your kid is its own person with their own personality and style. just because you don’t like something like that, doesn’t mean your kid shouldn’t be allowed to have them.
we’re always told to ‘be ourselves’ but tbh, were not allowed to express ourselves.
A-FUCKING-MEN
today this woman was walking through the store and she had her infant with her and the infant was crying and the mother goes, “i know what you want” and pulls out her iphone and after a few seconds i heard gangnam style start playing and the baby like instantly stopped crying and started giggling. 21st century parenting.

